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Update

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 05:50:54 +0100

AI
Wither you love it or you hate it its here to stay. Something I've done and will continue to do is put 2 of my scripts through AI which you'll find on the Gallery page of this website. These are not really perfect at the moment but it still early days. With hope this will be a success.

John Warosa

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 01:55:09 +0100

John Warosa

Has anybody been scammed by the one John Warosa. John Warosa is a name for one of those scam teams. I've seen things on youtube about John Warosa.

I've seen Atomic Shrimp Scambating and coming online to annoy and despair scammers. Such as John Warosa. Also Eric Castiglia on behalf of Atomic Shrimp about the So Called Mr Barrister John Warosa. I find Scambating and generally very funny. I advise you to check this out.
©|Alan Masterton

New Script

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 00:23:01 +0100

Imposter

OK American word for scammer. This is about someone who was scammed out of money overseas by an American. Meet Joe, Jo Jo, Little Miss Fortune, Moe Ron and an Agent That I couldn't find a good enough name to slag him off

New Script

Thu, 14 May 2020 02:43:22 +0100

Stop Or My Granny Will Moan

Stop Or My Granny Will Moan is another modern take on Little Red Riding Hood. I wouldn't want to spoil it if you're reading this blog before the script as it's rather short. As soon as I press publish it will be live.

©|Alan Masterton

2 New Scripts

Wed, 13 May 2020 03:09:53 +0100

Its Been A Hell Of A Few weeks.

Lots has happened this week. I have wrote a few scripts trying to base them round relationships and couples. The two scripts were called 'If Only Money could Buy Love'. And 'Up A Gumtree.' They are pretty much the same sort of story about somebody meeting some trollope online and gets in trouble for it as well.

New Script

Sun, 03 May 2020 06:15:49 +0100

New script named up a gumtree. No character profiles were made for this as there a re only 3 characters in it who I'm sure minds can be made up what they're like.

©: Alan Masterton

I Have Got The Blues Again

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 16:52:21 +0100

I have restarted playing the trumpet

Now you probably look at this and start to take the piss. Well, in 1996, when I was I started the trumpet at school. After being ran over in 1998 I started as an attempt to prove teachers and doctors wrong, in 2001 at the age of 14 I became incompetent and the teachers didn't have much competence in me either. -(not even when they wore tight blouses. In the summer.

Last month my wife bought me a trumpet. OK I'm a bit out of practice, but with the coronavirus going about I thought just play it. So wither you want to lift your spirit, hear or just take the piss. Check out the gallery page now.(/p>

Yummy

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 14:16:37 +0100

If you like your meals full of fat and many calories go to Morrisons Cafe and ask for a Big Daddy. You will get, 4 tattie scones, 2 sausages, 2 fried tomatoes, 2 fried eggs,2 black puddings, 3 rashers of bacon, fried mushrooms and beans deeelish. Toast is optional to go with it. (If you can handle it)

Edinburgh Festival Fringe - That's A Rap

Tue, 10 Sep 2019 00:05:22 +0100

Fringe 2019

Well guys and dolls, that was it fringe '19 is over. There were many great shows featuring many great talents. My personal special thanks to all the talent that humoured me, entertained and informed me of many great things.

Estonian Stand Up

Thu, 15 Aug 2019 01:16:23 +0100

The Mystery Show

Ro Campbell & Co

It started off with Ro talking about differences of Edinburgh and parts of Estonia which are rough an putting them in to comparison. After that a guy who admittedly started admitting about his drug problem causing erectile dysfunction. After that was a guy talking about his weight problem. Then a guy about personal problems in his life. These stand ups were really funny because they were about problems of our current times. This is on downstairs at the Banshee Labyrinth at 9.45pm 3rd-26th August. (not 20th)

Edinburgh Free Fringe