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Alan Masterton For those who really give damn: Alan Masterton pictured right, the administrator of this website. I started amateur website design as a hobby, at first it was just a case of drag and drop. The first website I ever made was am scripts in 2010 which didn't go down to well so it was discontinued and shortly after removed. In 2012 I started doing stuff for charity which is what this website was originally for. I saw that html could be used on yolasite so I used the internet to learn the very basics. Since then I've been administrating not for profit projects: this website & htmlteaching.yolasite.com. I'm quite happy to help any non profit projects as long as there is nothing dodgy.

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Update

Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, August 4, 2024, In : Update 
AI
Wither you love it or you hate it its here to stay.  Something I've done and will continue to do is put 2  of my scripts through AI which you'll find on the Gallery page of this website. These are not really perfect at the moment but it still early days. With hope this will be a success.

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John Warosa

Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, February 11, 2022, In : Youtube 
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John Warosa

Has anybody been scammed by the one John Warosa. John Warosa is a name for one of those scam teams. I've seen things on youtube about John Warosa.

I've seen Atomic Shrimp Scambating and coming online to annoy and despair scammers. Such as John Warosa. Also Eric Castiglia on behalf of Atomic Shrimp about the So Called Mr Barrister John Warosa. I find Scambating and generally very funny. I advise you to check this out.
 ©|Alan Masterton


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New Script

Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, November 13, 2020, In : Scripts 

Imposter

OK American word for scammer. This is about someone who was scammed out of money overseas by an American. Meet Joe, Jo Jo, Little Miss Fortune, Moe Ron and an Agent That I couldn't find a good enough name to slag him off

© Alan Masterton

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New Script

Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, May 14, 2020, In : Scripts 

Stop Or My Granny Will Moan

Stop Or My Granny Will Moan is another modern take on Little Red Riding Hood. I wouldn't want to spoil it if you're reading this blog before the script as it's rather short. As soon as I press publish it will be live.

©|Alan Masterton

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2 New Scripts

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, May 13, 2020, In : Update 

Its Been A Hell Of A Few weeks.

Lots has happened this week. I have wrote a few scripts trying to base them round relationships and couples. The two scripts were called 'If Only Money could Buy Love'. And 'Up A Gumtree.' They are pretty much the same sort of story about somebody meeting some trollope online and gets in trouble for it as well.

© Alan Masterton |MMXX

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New Script

Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, May 3, 2020, In : Scripts 

New script named up a gumtree. No character profiles were made for this as there a re only 3 characters in it who I'm sure minds can be made up what they're like.




©: Alan Masterton

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I Have Got The Blues Again

Posted by Alan Masterton on Saturday, April 4, 2020, In : Update 

I have restarted playing the trumpet

Now you probably look at this and start to take the piss. Well, in 1996, when I was I started the trumpet at school. After being ran over in 1998 I started as an attempt to prove teachers and doctors wrong, in 2001 at the age of 14 I became incompetent and the teachers didn't have much competence in me either. -(not even when they wore tight blouses. In the summer.



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Yummy

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, September 4, 2019, In : Food 
If you like your meals full of fat and many calories go to Morrisons Cafe and ask for a Big Daddy.  You will get, 4 tattie scones, 2 sausages, 2 fried tomatoes, 2 fried eggs,2 black puddings, 3 rashers of bacon, fried mushrooms and beans deeelish. Toast is optional to go with it. (If you can handle it)

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Edinburgh Festival Fringe - That's A Rap

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, September 4, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

Fringe 2019

Well guys and dolls, that was it fringe '19 is over. There were many great shows featuring many great talents. My personal special thanks to all the talent that humoured me, entertained and informed me of many great things.



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Estonian Stand Up

Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

The Mystery Show

Ro Campbell & Co

It started off with Ro talking about differences of Edinburgh and parts of Estonia which are rough an putting them in to comparison. After that a guy who admittedly started admitting about his drug problem causing erectile dysfunction. After that was a guy talking about his weight problem. Then a guy about personal problems in his life. These stand ups were really funny because they were about problems of our current times. This is on downstairs at the B...


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Better Ending

Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

A Better Ending For Game Of Thrones

Adrien Minkowicz

It started with Adrien talking about how crap he thought how The Game Of Thrones ended and gave some people questions about how they think the story should have ended then he went of stage, then Mr Meredith came on the stage and sang a song about how crap he thought the ending was then Jim Campbell came and gave his input. After that they all came on stage and read what people said about game of thrones then made their own evaluation. ...


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Comedy

Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, August 13, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

Wrong Comedy

Hosted by Bob Walshy Walsh

Short Stand Up comedies of all stereotypes in modern day Britain today such as sexism, racism, misogyny, gender equality transgender equality, sexual adult humour with occasional topical offensive rant, Starring The host Bob Walsh Himself, Transgender Darcie Silver, Asian Woman Bas Rahamnn, Gary Graham Nightly, Harun Masho'd, Fred Ferenczi, Aiden McQueen, Shitstorm, Vitoria Angeloni, Will Preston, Craig Scott, Aaron Levene, Ginnia Cheng, Hubert May...


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Establishment

Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, August 13, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

The Establishment Le Bureu De Starnge

Neal Portenza & Joshua Ladgrove

Another really funny Duo about 2 oddballs who sang danced and fooled around. Played games read odd bits of news, dressed up etc. This was in room 2 of Hive at 8.40pm.

Edinburgh Fringe


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Sceptics On The Fringe

Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, August 13, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

Tracey Jolliffe

The Secret World Of Bats

Presentation made about different types of bats around the world and in up & and down the UK especially. At the end of her presentation and questions about bats from the audience she showed a the crowd with a broken wing that she is looking after. This was very informative and educational. This took place downstairs at the Banshee Labyrinth at 7,20pm.

Edinburgh Fringe


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Free Fringe Blog

Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, August 13, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

Get Nupty

Roslin & Chiara

2 Lovely young women doing a show themed around romance. Flirting with each other, jokingly flirting with people in the crowd. A fun jolly laugh with that rom com feel to it. This took place at 6.20pm at the Hive room 1 - Big Cave.

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Blog

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, August 7, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

Heaven knows I'm Friz Frizzle

Friz Frizzle

Comedian/parody song wrecker Friz Frizzle is another favourite of mine at the fringe. After seeing this I'll never picture the James Blunt the way I used to ever again. Heavens Knows I'm Friz Frizzle is on at the Globe Bar in Niddry Street at 3.30pm 3-25 August missing out Mondays. He has other shows on which you will find online. I rate this performance *****/***** because the comedy element really went with the music.

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Blog

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, August 7, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

Bitch

Kate Smurthwaite

This was funny she spoke about her life and careers of her life surrounded by political satire and all the things between. This was an 18 rated show as she talks about her sex life and 1 night stands she's enjoyed. At the end she wanted to do rap to sum all this up. She gave a member of the audience - me the microphone to do a beat box for her rap. I rate this *****/***** cos it was so funny.

This review was done by Alan Masterton


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Fringe Blog

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, August 7, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

Hack

James Bran

This was quite an interesting piece about not just social media but computers in general. First he mentioned the different definitions of hacking, but then he he moved on to talk about dangers of future technology. He mentioned about self drive cars taking you on all the long roads and the few accidents they have had. If you want to know what companies he's talking about, go and see it. I'm not gonna say it here. He also mentioned dangers of TV cameras, Google Home and A...


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Edinburgh Festivals Blogs

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, August 7, 2019, In : Edinburgh Fringe 2019 

Au Revoir

Paul Ellis

Au Revoir on the 3rd of August was a shambles. It was their 1st day and everything wasn't set in order. One of the actors was late and came in halfway through the show. Paul questioned him in front of the whole audience causing the play to corpse. He said he was late because he was signing tits. So he went to the back with his co stars and when he came back out it was seen he signed the female assts tits. They got thrown off the stage and Paul Ellis did the whole sh...


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Partner

Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, June 23, 2019, In : Scripts 
Hi there I have a friend who suggested and we agreed that we do a series of scripts which we're hoping to film for youtube this is at early stages though.  We've written our first shared script check in check out. So as far as anything else goes, wee will see what happens.  But Sean Whyte is now part admin of Scripts on the site, and will join me writing scripts, which are currently still free. 
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Latest

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, June 5, 2019, In : Scripts 

This Is The Latest

I have been working on a script which I'm a bit stuck on for the moment but will get it up on the website, blogs, character references etc when I can which I might give abash after writing this blog.

©:|Alan Masterton


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Letest

Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, May 21, 2019, In : Update 

    The latest on my portfolio

My portfolio is really beginning to come along and progress over the 10 years I've been doing stuff so I've edited some of the text entries an my website and thank you to all the people who have been interested and wanted to support me along the way.


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Updates as of May 2019

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, May 15, 2019, In : Update 

Updates as of May 2019

As you may have read in the updates I appeared in a sketch show a day prior to this notification. Some of the drama group members have been sharing rough footage and pics I have shared in the gallery of this website. Right now I'll be working on my current fundraiser before a break.


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Fundraiser

Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, May 9, 2019, In : Charity 

Fundraiser

It's been a while since I last did such thing so I'm doing one on facebook for Alzheimer's society. My target is £150 by the end of May. Thus far I have had one kind donation of £20 which stand as such currently 10/05/19.

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Storyboarding

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, April 17, 2019, In : Scripts 
I introduce to my website to storyboarding.  These storyboards are for scripts I've written and put on this website.  Again this being starting from little knowledge in the game from scratch there may be a few errors you'd notice.
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Newsflash New Widget

Posted by Alan Masterton on Monday, March 25, 2019, In : Update 
Update Storyboarding


I often wondered what my scripts would look like if I storyboarded them, so I have took oen of my scripts and give nit a rough storyboard.  Now most sot story bards would usually having timing of the camera shot and the script of each page made in to eighths but I haven't got the time to do all that.  If you'd like to see this arguably incorrect example the page is called how to storyboard under widgets.

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Aftermath

Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, January 27, 2019, In : Scripts 

Latest Script - Aftermath

I've been looking at my recent script, "The Day They Joined The Religious Cult" and thought what happened to the other characters in that script. So, I have made a sequel to this and added two more characters. The sequel is called Aftermath. The script can be found on this website as can a detailed character profile.

©: | Alan Masterton


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Anoth New Scipt

Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Scripts 
This one is about cult brainwashing.  It has funny parts but it also addresses the seriousness of it all.
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2019

Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, January 3, 2019, In : Update 
Since Hogmanay I've done 3 new scripts.  They are there, you'll find them.  Also new for 2019 is character profiling, so if you can't decide the kind of character you want this should do or at least be a guide line.  And finally Happy new year to everyone.
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You Are Welcome

Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, December 14, 2018, In : Hello 
You're welcome, what is it?  What do we mean.  Welcoming is a form of greeting someone in to a building.  It says on the door mat of your house.  welcome to this website.  You're welcome is a form of saying hello.  When someone says thank you, you may say, You're welcome.  In this blog you can see I'm defining uses for you're welcome.  If you have any more uses for you're welcome please comment them.  So I'd like to thank you now for taking the time reading this blog and hopefully you're sayi...
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You Are Welcome

Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, December 14, 2018, In : Hello 
You're welcome, what is it?  What do we mean.  Welcoming is a form of greeting someone in to a building.  It says on the door mat of your house.  welcome to this website.  You're welcome is a form of saying hello.  When someone says thank you, you may say, You're welcome.  In this blog you can see I'm defining uses for you're welcome.  If you have any more uses for you're welcome please comment them.  So I'd like to thank you now for taking the time reading this blog and hopefully you're sayi...
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The Last Update Has Been Edited

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, December 5, 2018, In : Update 
There are now 5 pictures in the gallery column.
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Some Update

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, December 5, 2018, In : html 

Updates

There are new updates in this website. 2 new photos in gallery. 1 is of Collin as one of Cinderella's ugly sisters and one of me Alan as the minister in Gosforths Fete


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New Script

Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, March 14, 2018, In : Scripts 

Check out the new script, "I don't Believe In All That Mumbo Jumbo"

½ Alan Masterton


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Wee Poem For My Cat

Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, March 9, 2018, In : Poerty 

Miao

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Miao, is what she said,
as she lay there purring her head,
my cats is full of such galore,
coz she says Miao and nothing more.



OK, dogs bring slippers, but it's not as good,
as my cats brings cuddles, like I know would,
and you never see wrong for my cat as a miss,

© | Alan Masterton


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New Story Genre

Posted by Alan Masterton on Saturday, March 3, 2018, In : Update 

Age Issues

This is a new idea on the create your own story page. I wont say much here as I'd like you to check it out.


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This Year

Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : This website 

    2018


Happy New Year


Hey guys and dolls 2018 is here is my blog for what will be coming to the site this year. Currently I am working on a script that I am finding a bit of a brain stormer but before Comic Relief 2018 I will have the final draft done. As of charity this time round, I will try and get something together for Comic relief. Will I dress dress, will my wife assist me to make cakes, will I do a raffle for sweeties? Or all of that even? Not even I know the answer to that so wait...


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New Script

Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, November 30, 2017, In : Scripts 

Parental Cut Off

This New Script is based on a man and a woman Bill and Hannah who met in an office and started a relationship. Hannah's parents don't approve and she falls pregnant.

© | Alan Masterton

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New Script

Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, November 12, 2017, In : Update 

Teenage Showoff

A new script of 1 scene a bout two teeneagers, a boy and girl, boy is a showoff that eventually gets hurt.

©|AlanMasterton

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New Charity Appeal

Posted by Alan Masterton on Saturday, February 25, 2017, In : Sponsorship 

2017

This time round there will be cake sales and a raffle with 10 prizes. 5 good prizes & 5 booby prizes Raffle tickets will cost £1 and cake prices TBC.

 
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A Love Poem

Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, January 6, 2017, In : This website 

    The Girl That Once Loved

    Verse i

    There was a man, in the world,
    the type of man around, who should
    and they would say love the girl,
    if they really mean it with all of their heart and she knows he's out there, somewhere in the world.


    Verse ii

    The and the man find loving so very uncanny,
    As 1 day when they're married, they think of a family
    It can't be a loss, with such expensive cost It was oh so special, and it was all the same.


    Verse 3

    Loving your lover, with oh so much power,
    helps t...


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    MMXVII

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, January 4, 2017, In : This website 

    2017


    What may it consist of

    This Website This Year

    This year for this website will be a surprise for me as I haven't thought that far ahead yet. For the past wee while htmlteaching.yolasite.com is on a rest as I can not find the time to learn more than I already do. For charity work don't forget welfarenews.yolasite.com. If I can be bothered which I'm sure I will be, I should hopefully have come new scripts for the summer. So wither ye visit this site coz ya like it, hate it, are curious or...


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    Ideas

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, September 4, 2016, In : Scripts 

    New Script

    I am currnetly constructing ideas for a new script and storyline I've not really made up my mind yet, so we'll have to wait and see. This will be in the coming weeks.

    ©Alan Masterton
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    Welfare News Update

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, June 1, 2016, In : html4.1 

    Update of Another Website

    In this issue there are 12 articles.


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    New Script

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, May 25, 2016, In : Scripts 

    The Bitter Hand

    Short script for a quick video to use at you own leisure. The bitter hand is set in a 19th century Edwardian house where the man of the house is a scumbag. Feel free to use it when you obtain password. I will not be handing it out find out how to get it on widgets page


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    Website Update

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, May 17, 2016, In : Update 

    Colour Scheme Regeneration

    You will notice if you visit this site I've recently been editing colour schemes with panels of colour. This is just to make the page more attractive and/or eye catching.

    ©Alan Masterton


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    Script Cancelled :(

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, May 10, 2016, In : Scripts 

    Cancellation

    The Bitter Hand script has been cancelled. I can't get a story going for the hypothesis I have


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    New Script Ctd

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, May 4, 2016, In : Scripts 

    The Bitter Hand

    New Script thought up:

    As you can see I now have a storyline to work on. I've made the characters and what they're like. So I've just got to make my character profiles, then write up my acts page then get on with it.

    Want to view or use the scripts? Just remember 12345 twice.


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    BDO Tag

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Saturday, April 30, 2016, In : html 

    If you've seen updates on my html teaching website, you'll see I've put a new tag there BDO. I'll not spare you any detail as I'll let you take a look. But I will show what it does here.


    If you've seen updates on my html teaching website, you'll see I've put a new tag there BDO. I'll not spare you any detail as I'll let you take a look. But I will show what it does here.


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    New Script

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, April 27, 2016, In : Scripts 
    New Script now available.

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    New Script On it's Way

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, April 26, 2016, In : Scripts 

    The Poughton Hill Hockey Beating

    The new script on its way, I don't want to give away to much of what its about so here I'll tell you as little as possible.

    Poughton Hill High Hockey team, play their rivals.

    with

    Cheerleader gossip

    Parents have there own storyline

    And much more
     Alan Masterton
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    Scots Words

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, April 21, 2016, In : Scotland 
    Words & Phrases words



    Scran - This words definition is food. It's mainly used as a verb ie. "Huv tae git some Scran doon me" which basically means, I want or I'm going to have something to eat.

    Din - This means loud noise mainly when the noise is not needed or is annoying ie "keep that din doon" which means turn it down.

    Dreich - This words means bleak and/or miserable. It can be used for several situations ie "It's gettin' dreich oot there, I'll no bother stickin' the washin' oot I'll pi...


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    Pi

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, April 19, 2016, In : html 
    <html>
    <head>
    <h1>Pi</h1>
    </head>
    <body>
    <p> &#8719;  -   This is the pi sign.  To most people (even some mathematicians) &#8719; = 3.14. <br>
    When in actual fact more &#8719; = 3.1415926535897932384646233.  And it still goes further</p>
    </body>
    </html>


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    Mein Sprachen

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, April 19, 2016, In : This website 

    Scots is a Language

    <OK the main titles in german, but what ya gonna do

    Scots is a language. Its a dialect of English. Its has its own words for things. For example 1 is yin or shove is throw. Some of these things can be confusing if you plan on learning it. Words like know is translated as ken ie I ken him. The confusing thing there is for example no - which sounds like know is a bit awkward because, if you are refusing something you say either naw or nut. But if your saying no a...


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    Update

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, April 6, 2016, In : Scripts 

    Scarlett's Desire Part 3

    I've decided part 3 is going to be the last part:

    It's a short 1 page which basically sums up the story line as what they wanted was at the end.

    I'm hoping to get more done over the summer. If you'd like to help with ideas please use the bitch box (not a personal bitch) as other methods will not read
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    Updates

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, April 5, 2016, In : Update 

    Welfare News

    For my other website, welfarenews.yolasite.com you will find an update on the latest news on welfare, benefits and disability. See now for more details.


    Scarlett's Desire

    I am still trying to develop character for part 3 between Scarlett and Alisdair failing that I will try build on story line, if I manage both I will be very happy. Remember you only get to view the scripts with a password which you can find on a document on facebook group Alans website & stuff. No signa...


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    Scarlettes Desire

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, April 1, 2016, In : Scripts 

    part 2

    Part 2 now available.

    Copyright © Alan Masterton


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    New Script

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, April 1, 2016, In : Scripts 

    Scarlett's Desire Part 2

    So, to view this find the password by signing in to you tube and look at videos for alanm1987 as the video will only show if your signed in as someone.

    Copyright©Alan Masterton

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    New Script

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, March 30, 2016, In : Scripts 

    Scarlett's Desire
    Part 1

    New script part 1 sees Scarlett and her bf Alasdair tie the not. This first script is acting than dialog you'll know what I mean if you read it

    © Alan Masterton


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    Great Granda's Watch

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Scripts 

    Part 3

    That part 3 to conclude the missing watch. Now I've developed the characters, I'll try think think up another 60s storyline to use these characters in. And by all means use them for a you tube video. And remember to access the script page all you need to remember is 12345 twice.


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    Great Granda's Watch

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Scripts 

    Part 2

    This is the second part. In this part Sandra finds her brother Mick. Mick has been attacked by Macky. I'll leave you to work the rest of part 2 out, by reading it.


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    Great Granda's Watch

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, March 3, 2016, In : Scripts 

    Part 1

    This is a set of scripts I'll be writing in the coming weeks. Part 1 is already there if you want to read, act or try it out. It's about a man who has lost his watch and believes he knows who stole it. I'll not spoil it for you if you use it.

    I don't know how many parts this shall have as I'll see how it goes. Part 2 is currently being worked on.
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    My Plan for 2016

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, February 26, 2016, In : Scripts 
    Scripts

    This year I don't think I'll doing an event for charity as I'll be continuing with my other website covering welfare news. Sorry for any upsets this may cause. I will however for this website be doing more scripts the username and passwords are available on the facebook groups and page. I have just finished a short script on that page called the bite. And remember if you use 1 of my scripts for youtube and want to be featured on this website this can be made possible as well.


    This...


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    Update

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, January 17, 2016, In : Scripts 

    Password

    If you've had been looking for a script, you'll notice its been requiring a username and password. I'm doing this to prevents spam and keep unwanted nuisance away. The password and the username are the same, for everyone. All you need to know for both are 12345. I'm sorry if this confuses anyone.

    ©: Alan Masterton


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    Changes

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, October 22, 2015, In : Charity 

    Making the main pages easier to find

    If you've took a look on the homepage, you'll see that its changed a bit. The new home page makes the main widget pages of the site quicker and easier to reach or find. With these new shortcuts, you'll be at ease reaching pages like my you tube page and other pages or sites I be doing or have done projects on.

    © Alan Masterton


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    My Next "Stunt"

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, October 13, 2015, In : Charity 

    Children in Need 2015

    The next thing I'm doing for charity is a tombola on 16 November 2015. It will take place at 7pm then placed on youtube shortly after. There will be a link to this on page of relevence. For further details please see autumn charity event 2015 as a subpage in charity


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    Updates

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, August 25, 2015, In : Update 

    Youtube Updates

    My youtube page has 2 more miniture videos set right here in Edinburgh as part of the 2015 fringe.

    Please feel free to check it out, watch it, slag it express your views by any means neccessery.

    Another Alan Masterton Blog

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    Fringe 2015

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Friday, August 7, 2015, In : Update 
    Fringe 2015

    Edinburgh Fringe

    Hey today was the day of the start of the 2015. All the roads and streets are busy. So where we are now is the 1st day enjoy yourselves

    Alan Masterton
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    Call outs

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Tuesday, July 7, 2015, In : Update 
    Call Outs

    As you can see if you need me for an event or if you want me to do something for charity I can. As long as it relates to this website. I have loads of other commitments at the moment, so you may not get me rights away


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    Might as Well do a New Blog

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Monday, July 6, 2015, In : Update 
    < html> A Blog Update

    I haven't updated these blogs for a while as I have a job now, which is money. I'm now working in a supermarket 3 days a week and volunteering in my office still 1 day a week. There's not really been any updates. I'm trying find time to consider a fundraiser. I'm hoping I could maybe find some people to help as well. If you have any good suggestions do remember to send a personal message on the social contacts page. Ciao


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    New Script

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Thursday, April 23, 2015, In : Scripts 

    I'm thinking of doing another script. As I don't think much of my attention has been paid to on this website I've been doing things offline. So I'll get my thinking cap on for a synopsis to put into an acts page for a script. I don't know when it'll be done though. Could be tomorrow, could be the weekend, could be next week. You'll just have to keep your eyes peeled.


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    What is Giving?

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, March 22, 2015, In : html4.1 
    Giving

    The Answer

    Giving is the exchange of something from one person to another. This can be positive or negative. Giving to a charity should be positive and not boasted about beyond informing it. So here is the inform, the last amount I raised was £67.25.



    Whether

    Whether or not you do it, I think it's great. The gift of giving. Try it.


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    Widgets

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, March 4, 2015, In : This website 

    Widgets

    A few changes have been made on the widgets page. I have added my prezi account along with removing short stories as that page I personally thought was a lot of rubbish.


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    Giving

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, March 1, 2015, In : Charity 

    Food Banks

    These charities are the core of kindness. So before I make this request the answer to the answer to the question I think your gonna ask is yes I give to food banks. So if and only if you don't rely on them, next time your out doing your shopping think or even buy a spare tin of beans, packet of pasta etc. When you buy it to help, don't boast and don't brag, just feel pride in putting something back into the community for those less fortunate than yourself. The people you're helpi...


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    It's OK

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, March 1, 2015, In : Sponsorship 

    Comic relief updates

    Right comic relief is in a couple of weeks. I've reached £20 thus for so I think I'll be far away from meeting my target. If you can afford please feel free to sponsor


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    No Sponsors Yet :(

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, February 15, 2015, In : Sponsorship 

    What? No sponsors yet. Tut-tut-tut. If you read this blog please go on to the Comic Relief 2015 on the charity page, I'd be greatful


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    HTML Update

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, February 1, 2015, In : html4.1 

    Right, I've mastered charsets and youtube videos. So you can be sure I'll be using them with relevant page breaks and other stuff that I'll be promoting this Elvis event for red nose day. I'm still getting to grips at this moment with pictures via html. But I promise, I'll teach myself before red nose day '15.


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    Updates as of 28/1

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, January 28, 2015, In : This website 

    Update blog

    You'll have noticed I've not made as much updates as usual as I've been doing up my other website, htmlteaching.yolasite.com feel free to view it and see what I've been teaching myself. As for this website, I have a charity event coming up in early march which I am currently taking online sponsors for, paper sponsors start next month. In other news, I've posted another old fave from my you tube page in the gallery again feel free to view it, slag it etc.


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    Sorry Peeps

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, January 7, 2015, In : This website 

    Left this out

    I forgot to mention in the updates you'll notice I've made 1 of my scripts in to a very short story (you'll understand if you read it


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    Updates

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, January 7, 2015, In : This website 

    Wee Review

    Now it's new year, time for change as it were. This year for charity I may do something for Comic Relief don't know what yet. Now as I've already said, time for change which means dress up as something different and quite possibly crazier than ever. Should I walk again? I'm considering it. 1 sponsor I refuse to do is silence because even if I keep silent I'll laugh if it's anything over 4 minutes and 59 seconds. cake sale was OK, as that made about £50 on it's own last year. Any ...


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    Auld Lang Sign

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, December 31, 2014, In : A Robert Burns Song 
    i) Should auld acquaintance be forgot
    and never bought tae mind
    should auld acquaintance be forgot
    fur auld land syne

    Chorus: Fur Auld Lang Syne ma dear
    Fur Auld Lang Syne
    We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet 
    Furr Auld Lang Syne


    ii) And surely ye'll be your pint stowp
    And Surely I'll be mine
    and we'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet
    fur auld lang syne

    Chorus

    iii) We twa hae run aboot the braes 
    and pou'd the gowans fine
    but we've wandered mony a weary fit
    sin' auld lang syne

    Chorus

    iv) We twa hae paidl'd aye the burn
    f...

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    Script to Story

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, December 31, 2014, In : This website 

    A Friend Called Dorothy

    This you'll remember if you visited this site before you'll recall I wrote as a script. What I plan doing with some of my scripts is making them in to stories. You'll have to forgive spelling errors though as I don't have a proof reader. I have a special menu for these stories you can find in widgets.


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    Christmas Romance

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Monday, December 8, 2014, In : Christmas Poetry 
    Christmas presents

    A Poem

    (i) Christmas time when they fell in love,
     the angels came from high and above,
     so if you're not stupid,
     about existence of cupid,
     put love to the test,
     you'll find it's the best

     (ii) Here she is now's your chance,
     if you want your share of romance,
     hug her, squeeze her,
     kiss her and please her, before leave the room in all,
     make sure you make her feel in awe,
     but don't you forget this part,
     coz she may have a sensitive heart.

    ...
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    Donations

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Monday, November 24, 2014, In : Charity 

    Donations Closed

    This blog is a thanking of people who donated a sponsor to me for Children in Need. So thank you and thank you and thank you again.


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    Alan Masterton

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, November 19, 2014, In : This website 

    This Website

    This website is a website about the things I love doing. I don't do it for profit because I enjoy it, I probably wouldn't be able to afford profitable anyway(joke). It all started in 2010, I was wanting to do my own creative thing. And then in May, wa-laa, Ally M Scripts. But unfortunately, didn't take off too well. After doing jobs for a wee while, it was all put on pause. I started volunteering doing creative writing with elder people. I started this website, and it was still c...


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    An Older Script

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Wednesday, November 19, 2014, In : Scripts 

    Coward of the County

    This is an older script on my site I wrote a wee while ago. It was about a guy called Tommy who was bullied all through his life. The folk just called him Yellow because he just sat back and took the being bullied. A couple of years on Tommy meets a lovely girlfriend called Becky. Becky gets raped by people who have been picking on Tommy all through his life. He gets mad and beats those people up. If you read it or act it out even, you'll read it's based on a certain song...


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    Scripts

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Monday, November 17, 2014, In : Scripts 

    Scripts

    On this website there are loads of scripts if you want to act them out. This is good for you tubers. If you want to your video to be seen on this site please email me the video or indeed the link with a mention of my writing the script as its copyright. Please note only some of my scripts have camera shots and stage directions, you may have to play around with it a little.


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    Latest Script

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Monday, November 17, 2014, In : Little Red Riding Hood 

    Living With Granny

    This script is about a young woman of 19 who lives with her Granny. It's one of my many modern takes on Little Red Riding Hood. Lara is close to her Granny and they stick together through thick and thin. Lara has met a boyfriend called Willy the Woodcutter. Willy does something Granny doesn't like causing Lara and her granny to fall out. Read it to find out..


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    New features

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Monday, November 17, 2014, In : html4.1 

    New to This Website

    This website you may have noticed has some new features. This has been done by me so I can make more use of my html skill and make you more able to ask questions about this site I can answer. You'll also notice this new blog feature you can use to express an opinion of my post or even just be cheeky to me. (Please bear in mind I wont answer if you choose to be cheeky as I choose not to waste my time and effort.


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    14-11-14

    Posted by Alan Masterton on Sunday, November 16, 2014,

    14 Nov 2014

    My next charity do is later on today. This year I'll be dressed as a pirate. I will be doing pic with the pirate where I'll be charging 50p to my fund for Children in Need. The cakes and the chocolate are free. The cakes are smiley face cakes and burnt biscuits which I'm doing to entice people to come be a part of this charade. If anyone does want a picture of them on this website of themselves, it costs only 50p. However if you wish to sponsor come and see me and you can sign th...


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